Who you have as your graduation speaker really determines if you'll snooze completely through the event until your name is called, or tune in to hear some serious words of wisdom. Our big day consisted of some definite nodding off, which gives you a hint about our chosen speaker. So, that's why it totally baffles us that the students of UCLA wouldn't want fellow classmate, James Franco, to give a speech. Some college co-eds think he's just getting picked because of his Hollywood rep, but we say who cares! A) He's hot, B) he balances a stellar acting career with his education, and C) he's hot! James, you can give our keynote address anytime! To see what other graduation speeches we'd have woken up for, read on class of 2009!

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