Previously on Samantha Who?…

Sam is working on remembering the important stuff from her past, like her fave ice cream. One day, just as she's walking down the street, a guy holding groceries (we later find out his name is Nathan) sees her and runs away screaming. Sam takes off after him, and he yells that she's supposed to stay a thousand feet away. So Sam picks up an orange that Nathan dropped and throws it at his head, knocking him to the ground. Oops! But even a blow to the head isn't enough to make Nathan let Sam get close to him, and he runs away. Sam goes to see Andrea, who tells her that Sam had kidnapped Nathan's dog, waited for him in his tanning bed, and stole his clothes when he was in a store dressing room and made him come out and talk to her in his underwear. (Haha, that last one is kinda funny.) In order to prove that she's not a stalker, Sam tracks Nathan down. But none of her schemes, which include going to his apartment and breaking into his car, prove to be effective. It's when Sam returns a rifle to a store (don't ask) that stuff really goes down: Sam's standing on the sidewalk, ranting about how awful men are, when she runs into Nathan. Stalker + rifle = bad news. He screams, runs, and Sam gets arrested.

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