Put on your underwear!

She’s not the only girl in Hollywood flashing her va-jay-jay to the paparazzi, but she’s the most frequent offender of the undie-less display. We’re not saying everyone needs to slide on the grannie panties, because underwear lines can cause some problems. But, we’re begging Brit to throw on a thong and keep her knees shut. Nobody wants to see your business! If this is some desperate cry for help and attention, we’re asking Momma Spears to give it to her. (Hmm, is there a rehab for this kind of crime?)

Resolution Solution: This one’s easy. Buy some thongs, briefs, french cut, anything to cover your stuff up. If it’s still too hard to remember, get your personal assistant to jot down the days of the week on your briefs.

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