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"I blew her chances with her crush!"

I used to be friends with this one girl, but she got so annoying, so we kind of just kicked her out of our group. She didn't know my cell phone number, so I texted her pretending to be her crush, and even had my brother call her. He told her that he liked her and that she should go to the mall that day and that they should go see a movie. She completely fell for it, and was stood up. Later that day, she ended up talking to him on AIM, and he was completely clueless and freaked out by how clingy she was. It was so great!

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