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"This freshie kept annoying me, so I got her suspended."

I used to go to this Catholic school, and since I wasn't really a firm believer in God, everyone was always trying to convert me, especially this one freshman. So one day, I put some tampons that were dipped in sauce in her locker. When she opened her locker everyone saw the "bloody" tampons, and even the principal walked by! When he saw them, she got a three-week suspension for not disposing of her feminine product properly.

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