"I stole her gig as a model!"

My best friend went through this huge revamping thing -- she lost weight and started using make-up -- she looked really good. I was pretty jealous of it all, and one day when we were in New York shopping for prom, this guy walks up and hands her his card. He was from Ford Models! I was so jealous, and my friend had no idea what Ford Models was, so I told her that he must be a total hack and to throw away the card and that he must be a pedophile. She did, and when she wasn't looking, I picked the card out of the trash and put it in my pocket. Then, I got her to help me lose weight, too. And after about six months of it all, I called that guy up and reminded him who "I" was, even though it was my friend. When I went in for my appointment, he had no reason to think it wasn't me and after a month, I got signed! My friend still has no idea.

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"I still sleep with my blankie!"