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"I farted on my crush!"

Once during lunch, there were no more available seats at our table, so when my crush motioned for me to come over and sit with him, I was thrilled! I walked over and sat on his lap, and I let out a huge fart! I was so embarrassed; I didn't know what to do. I just mumbled something and walked quickly away. I can't even look at him anymore!

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