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"I got my ultimate revenge!"

There's this girl named Shandi who's been hitting on my BF and trying to get between us. So yesterday when I saw her pretty white coat sitting on a chair at my friend's house, and I noticed Shandi wasn't there. My BF and I both hacked huge loogies all over her coat, and rubbed them in, then we spilled Pepsi all over it, put cat hair on top of it (it stuck to it) and then we set it back on the chair. When Shandi got back to the house, she put it on and was wearing it for the rest of the day. It was grand and I thought it was quite funny.

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