"I blackmailed my teacher for an A!"

I totally suck at math, so my Mom always makes me stay late after school to get tutored. One night, I was there really late and I was totally freaked out about walking to the parking lot all by myself. Suddenly, this car pulls up way in the back next to another car and my math teacher gets out. Before I could say anything, he started kissing the driver -- my school's guidance counselor, who just happens to be married! I didn't know what to do, so I didn't tell anyone. A few weeks later, my teacher made me feel really dumb when he called me up to do a really hard problem on the board and made fun of me. The next day, we had a big exam, and instead of doing any of the work I just wrote "I saw you kissing Mrs. B -- you get an F for cheating." I was terrified to go to class, but I sucked it up and went anyways. When I got my test back, he wouldn't even look at me -- it just had an A on it. Needless to say, I've gotten an A on every test and quiz we've had since, and I no longer have to spend time seeing a tutor. Who says crime doesn't pay?

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I stole money from my BFF's parents!