"She tried to kiss my BF!"

My three BFFs and I have been friends since the 3rd grade, but in 8th grade, Krystal got big boobs, and she decided she was too good to hang out with us. We tried to talk to her, but she ignored us. One day, she tried to kiss my BF. He backed off, but she kept trying! He told me what happened, and I was really mad. I went up to her at school and told her that she needed to back off, and she said, "Bring it!" We started to fight, and I pushed her into the water fountain. Everyone laughed at her because her boobs had shrunken -- you know, 'cause paper towels absorb water. Looks like she won't be trying to get with anyone else's BF for a while!

BFF or Beeyatch? Flash Meter

She told me to dump my BF, and now I miss him!