"She socked my crush for dissing me!"

When I found out that my crush didn't like me, I told some of my friends at school. They all said, "You're better off without him." As soon as my BFF found out that he didn't like me, she just said the same thing. A few days later, I found out that my crush asked one of my friends out (she knew that I liked him) and she said yes! When word got around school, I knew sooner or later my BFF was going to do something to him, but she said she wouldn't. In the middle of PE class, the guys, including my crush, were playing football. Next thing I know my BFF walks up towards the guys and catches the ball. So I though she wanted to play football. No big deal right? Wrong! Then I see my crush yelling at my BFF because she threw the football at his face. When PE was over, I never saw my crush because he went to the nurse's office. My BFF just walked up to me and said, "Now, I know you can do better, he can't catch a football!"

BFF or Beeyatch? Flash Meter

She came to my grandpa's funeral!