[Applause. Enter Alloy editors on stage.]
Fashion Editor: Thank you! Thank you! [pause for more applause.] We are so honored to be here and we must thank YOU, Hollywood! You made our job so easy this year with so many gorgeous dresses to choose from. We could only pick 5 stunners, but really, you all rock!
[short, polite applause]
Beauty Editor: After a year hiatus, we're excited to see glam back at the Golden Globes in big ways. But, well, no one is perfect! We found 5 majorly flawed celebs. Which ones did we choose?
Fashion Editor: And did your faves make our list?
Editor-in-Chief: Click our slideshow to find out, and don't forget to mention your honorable mentions below!

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