Too Much Match

So many times we hark about people who aren't just bad at matching, but they altogether clash. Like, ouch!-it-hurts-to-look-at-you!-clash. But, here we pick up on a more subtle but just as blatant crime of fashion: matching too much! Here we see this woman's skirt, top, bracelets, shoes, earrings (and you can't see it, but trust us, rings, necklaces, and eye shadow!) all match. It may not look so offensive at first, but girls, all we ask is that no one try this hard to look put together. Let's see a chestnut colored belt or a chocolate brown sandal! Or even white! Don't you think this outfit needs to be broken up a bit? Share your kvetches below!

Zebra Zero