Striped Strike

In baseball, the line between a strike and ball is clear and an umpire stands in decisive judgment. In fashion, a minor mishap and a major mess-up are just as obvious, but there's not always someone there to call it out. We'll start. Strike 1: Ill-fitted baggy dress that loses girls form. Strike 2: Aforementioned dress back hanging so low that her ugly white bra completely shows (along with the tags that are usually ticked under the band, that should be a half strike). Strike 3: Lime green striped socks and green running shoes. Three strikes? This girl is out! What do you say, fashion umpires?

Striped Strike