The Boots Are Made For Trashin'

Red slouchy boots are rad and retro. But not like this! Pairing such bright boots with a gold bag (clash alert!) and a neutral-toned blouse is blasphemous! We understand wanting to show off your red-hot boots, but when worn with these colors, they're nearly blinding. This girlie should either ditch these boots at the nearest trash can -- and pick up a pair of metallic flats to match her purse -- or go for a different color scheme. For example, we think that black jeans, and an oversized, off-the-shoulder red-and-black striped sweater would look sweet!

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