He Constantly Instant Messages You

Is he a speed-messenger? As in, whenever it takes you more than 1.5 seconds to respond, he starts freaking? (Okay, maybe that was a slight exaggeration, but you get the picture). Or when you're idle for too long, he calls you up asking what you're doing and why you're away from the computer? If so, your boy is a wee bit obsessive -- and we highly recommend returning the video cam he got you for your b-day. P.S.: Tell him to chillax. He needs to learn to give you more personal space.

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