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Get the 411!

Ughh, you're so much cooler than she is! ("She" being the annoying object of your crush's affection). So why, why, why does he like her instead of you?! If you're totally clueless and confused, this Guy Guide's for you. From Paris wannabes to Ashlee shoo-ins, learn more about your competition.


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