John Tucker Must Die Dating Tips

Player Pattern: Do you know his voicemail better than his voice? You know his digits, but whenever you call he mysteriously never picks up. A boy double-teaming knows not to talk to one gal, while he's with his other. So, if you're wondering why he can only reach you (and not vice versa), it doesn't matter how tall those service towers get, they'll never be high enough to reach this unattainable guy.

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