"He slobbered on me!"

My boyfriend and I had been going out for over a month. I really liked him, but I hadn't kissed him yet. When we finally smooched for the first time, it was nice and tender. After our first kiss, we spent so much time together. Then one night we decided to make out. Well, being it was his first kiss ever, it didn't go so well! I guess he had watched too many movies, because he was trying to really get into it, and he ended up slobbering everywhere! At the end, it was just one big sloppy mess. When I look back on it, I am so grossed out, because there were massive amounts of saliva that didn't come from me. There's no way I would date a drooler, so I dumped him the next day!

He Did What? Flash Meter

HE ASKED ME OUT ON A FERRIS WHEEL