"He cheated on me!"

I went on vacation last week, and the whole time I missed my boyfriend, Peter, so much. I called him every night, like he'd asked me to. The only problem was, it was free for him to call me, but if I called him, it cost me money. He totally knew that, but he still wouldn't call. Later in the week, my friends hinted that my BF was hustlin' around while I was gone. When I got home, he hugged and kissed me and told me he'd missed me. That's when I sprang it on him. "So you had a GREAT week, huh?" I asked. He just looked at me totally stunned. I said, "You were big pimpin', huh?" He freaked out and started acting really guilty. (I can't believe he cheated!) I'm never going on vacation ever again!

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HE SURPRISED ME WITH A PICNIC!