"He made out with his ex on our date!"

I recently went on a date with a guy I liked. We saw a movie and then went out for some ice cream. As we walked into the store, we saw his ex-girlfriend. She came over and started talking to us, but after a few minutes we left her to her friends. We ordered our ice cream and then sat at a table outside. A little while later, he went to the bathroom and was gone for like 10 minutes, so I went to check on him. There he was in the bathroom hallway making out with his ex! I yelled his name and slapped him, then looked at her and slapped her. The next day, he had the nerve to IM me saying sorry and asking if we could go on another date so he could make it up to me. How stupid does he think I am? I told him, "Not in a million years!"

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HE PUT ALL HIS EGGS IN MY BASKET!