"He helped me when I fell snowboarding!"

Last winter, my friend invited me to go snowboarding with him and two of our friends. The day started out pretty good, except I wasn't a very good snowboarder. I couldn't get off the lift without falling, and I couldn't do any jumps. My friends and I were on our way down one of the trails, and I don't know what happened, but I ended up on my back. I couldn't talk or move for about two minutes! Two of my friends were already ahead of me, and my friend and my crush were behind me. After the shock of falling was gone, I started screaming for my crush to help me. He boarded toward me and told my friend to go get ski patrol. He helped me take my board off and stayed with me until ski patrol got there. By that time, I was already strapped back in and ready to go. It made me feel good that he cared enough to help me -- even though he made fun of me for the rest of the day, and I was really sore for the next few days.

He Did What? Flash Meter

HE KISSED HIS COUSIN!