"He accused me of cheating!"

My boyfriend and I had been dating for a couple of months, and we were totally in love. Everything was perfect -- despite the fact that he was insanely jealous, and his jealousy caused us to fight a lot. I didn't really mind though -- we always made up no matter what, and things always ended up being great (if not better) afterward. One day, I got an e-mail from him, saying that he looked at my MySpace profile and saw my friends' comments. One of the comments was from my BGF at my previous school. My BF freaked out! He completely lost it and blamed me for things that he said were going to happen in the future! I was really confused and upset because he dumped me for things that didn't even happen. He even came up with a clever line to tell me: "I know you like movies, and I'm sure you've seen How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, but have you heard of the latest one -- it's called How to Lose a Guy in One Night." I haven't talked to him since.

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HE GAVE ME A ROMANTIC KISS!