"He crashed my birthday!"

This year, my friends planned a huge birthday bash to celebrate my Sweet 16 and to help me get my mind off my ex. After two happy years together, he decided that he preferred some other chick in our math class. (He didn't even break the news to me in person!) When my friends planned my party, I insisted that they keep things on the DL so my ex wouldn't find out about it. My party was invitation only, and all 80 guests showed up. The DJ rocked the house, and everyone (especially me) was having a fabulous time. Then, my evil ex and his new GF appeared. (Someone told me that they snuck in through the back.) They spent the entire night on the dance floor. From the look on his face, it was obvious that he came just to piss me off! My friends and I tried to kick them out, but they absolutely refused to leave. And, as if that wasn't bad enough, neither one of them brought a gift or wished me a happy birthday! I tried to ignore them, but they totally ruined my big night. I can't believe I ever dated such a jerk!

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HE GOT ME IN BIG TROUBLE!