"He literally made me fall for him!"

On the first day of my freshman year, I walked into 2nd period, and this really hot guy named Scott caught my eye. Over the next couple of weeks, I tried to make him notice me. I even tracked down his screen name so I could talk to him online! But little did I know that my BFF would make a move on him. When she told me she liked him, I was so crushed. Then, Scott told me that he was going to ask her out! My BFF ended up dating him for a week before they broke up. Things started looking up for us: Scott and I started chatting more online, and my teacher sat us next to each other in class. Then one day, our teacher called me up to the board. I figured I'd try to look cute to impress him, but boy, did that plan fail! I ended up tripping over my backpack and dragging it half way across the room before falling on my face in front of everyone. But after the disastrous fall, he would flirt with me every time we spoke. He would say stuff like, "Wow, you really fell for me, didn't you?" A few days after Christmas vacation started, Scott and I were talking online when my friend and her BF started a chat room titled "Scott, Jenny's in Love With You!" I almost had a heart attack, but that same day Scott told me how much he liked me, too, and how he was sorry he had been stalling for so long. He asked me out that night, and we've been dating for almost two years and seven months.

He Did What? Flash Meter

He told an outrageous lie in order to break up with me!